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Music Quiz 17 November 2011

 

It was a dark and stormy night... Oh no, wait a minute this is the warmest November for many a long year and it’s been dry as toast, so that’s the traditional start to the report gone... So you’ll have to make do with Nick’s non-traditional report

Thirteen teams (plus one 1-man bonus team) turned out on Wednesday 16th November for the annual general knowledge quiz and, miraculously, it ran entirely without any microphone or cash register related technical issues. Everyone was able to hear the sound of Geoff Taylor's booming voice over the speaker system and, more importantly, everyone was able to buy a drink all night, with plenty staying in the bar after the conclusion of the quiz itself to further soak in the atmosphere and indulge in the perennial 'one for the road'. The event was being hosted in a new venue this year and I don't think it is too strong to say it was excellent. The atmosphere was good, the staff friendly and attentive, and I could have sworn the fish and chips I had actually sent me soaring to heaven for a fleeting moment.

 

Winners of the quiz and the famous Golden Brain were 'IQ - Inwoods Quizzers', captained by Peter Inwood, with a monumental 198 points, while reigning champions, 'The Greedy Capitalists' (191) and 'The Attraction is Purely Quizzical' (180) were second and third respectively. The winners of the marathon round were 'The Hamster's Dead but the Wheel Keeps Spinning' and the team voted as winners of the best team name was, by a landslide, 'The Wikipediatricians'. They later told us they had first rejected the name 'The Wikipaedophiles' on the grounds of taste. All the teams mentioned here received prizes for their efforts and those who didn't I hope will be motivated to get some general knowledge books out over the coming year, fill their minds with useless facts, and return next year in pursuit of the Golden Brain.

 

Aside from one chilling, ghostly incident where one of team's answer paper seemed to vanish into thin air after being collected, and a couple of occasions where mysterious drunken voices could be heard divulging answers slightly too audibly, the night ran like clockwork. When everything was totalled up, the evening was found to have raised £540 for Cancer Research UK, so a huge thank you to everyone for their support and we hope to see you back next year, flexing those mental-muscles once again!

 

Nick Taylor

November 2011

 

Photos of the prizewinners can be found on our Facebook page:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/City-of-London-Friends-of-Cancer-Research-UK/217704964946067

You can see the results here (but you’ll need some form of that Microsoft spreadsheety thing, available at all good software stores, and some rubbish ones as well.)

 

Music Quiz 23 August 2011

 

After two abortive attempts the annual Music Quiz finally took place Tuesday 23rd August. Audience apathy had scuppered attempt one and a combination of an unpaid electric bill and avaricious landlord (allegedly) put paid to attempt two. Surely nothing was going to stop us this time, was it?

 

The Music Quiz gods appeared not to be smiling benignly at us when we arrived at the new venue to set up. The Assembly is a nice bar in the modern style and was rapidly filling up with 15 eager teams when we encountered our first problem. No sound. Now you may not have attended one of our music quizzes but you would probably realise that sound is quite an important element of such a quiz. Indeed I can reveal that the organisers had committed 114 musical extracts to disc in the expectation that the punters would be able to hear them and attempt to answer questions on them. A variety of cables were tried in a variety of sockets appending to the appropriately named DJ “coffin” that was taking up one end of the bar. None of the combinations extracted so much as a squeak from the loudspeakers. Peter Inwood (our illustrious Quiz Committee Chairman) then had a stroke of inspiration when he decided to by-pass the coffin (oh, how we’d all like to be able to do that) and plug straight into the mixer. Eureka! Glorious, mellifluous tones rang out from all corners of the Assembly. Abandonment no. 3 had been averted.

 

Surely nothing else could go wrong now .............

 

The bar manager went off to look for a microphone and we started turning our attention to starting the quiz and getting some beer in (not necessarily in that order). Sadly, both were to prove tricky. First the computerised till crashed which meant that for about 20 minutes the staff couldn’t sell anyone a drink. This also meant that the aforesaid bar manager spent 20 minutes looking for what had become unplugged from her bar’s computer system rather than our microphone which therefore meant the quiz didn’t start either. Once no quick fix was found for the errant tills the staff started taking orders and writing everything down on bits of paper but there was still no sign of the lady of the mic for another 10 minutes or so.

 

Finally, the tills came back to life (we suspect somebody turned them off and back on again) and the holy grail of public address (the mic) appeared. We were ready.

 

Even then we weren’t out of the woods though. The holy grail turned out to be more of a poisoned chalice as it was a wireless grail with no clear line of sight to the transmitter (or digital Merlin to carry on the Arthurian references) in the back room. Thus the merest turn of the head by our announcer or a member of the bar staff moving behind the bar caused the signal to drop out and anyone with memories that go back far enough to the 70s comedian Norman Collier will know what happens then. Mid-sentence Jed or Havers would get cut off and then just as they realised and started swearing at the mic it cut back in again thus the following announcement was typical of the evening: “Question 4. Who had the ..... bloody thing .... original ...s**t ... hit in nineteen seventy ... sodding thing ..four!”

 

Despite these inconveniences, the quiz itself was well received and the new marathon “60 second rounds” after each of the first three regular rounds went down well too. During the second half a round where two pieces of music had to be connected to get the name of a tube station got the quizzing juices of the contesting teams well and truly flowing.

 

Anyway, Havers and Jed (plus Geoff with the marathon and score updates) soldiered on and we got to the last round eventually albeit with Jed going increasingly strange shades of purple with each new piece of microphone frustration encountered. As has become a tradition with this quiz the last round was of dubious taste. In the past we have done “appropriate songs being performed by people who have died” and “songs you wouldn’t want to hear on hospital radio”, epitomised by Elvis singing “Return to Sender” for the former and “The First Cut is the Deepest” for the latter. This year’s last round was called “Solo” and I won’t reveal the theme, except to say that it involved an “activity” one generally does on one’s own, but as the teams began to fall in, a great deal of laughter rang out in the Assembly. Thanks to all who took part and helped us to raise £618 for the charity.

 

Report by Geoff and Nick Taylor      Pictures on our Facebook page  Full Excel spreadsheety results here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sports Quiz - 22nd March 2011

 

On a light-but-it-got-darker-on-a-not-in-the-least-bit-stormy night an intrepid group with a vast collective sporting knowledge (so they hoped) assembled at The Poet for our annual (sort of) Sports Quiz.  Little did we know exactly how vast that knowledge was, but we were soon to find out.

 

As early as round 1 in fact, when no fewer than 7 of the 10 teams scored maximum marks.  Raggy Arse Rovers were the only ones to find the going tough at this stage, and immediately found themselves 6 points adrift at the foot of the table.  They improved in round 2, although they fell still further behind, as everybody else did much the same as on round 1.  Joining the maximum scorers were QBE, while Norfolk-in-Chance (yawn) took their place in the also rans.

 

Round 3 was even worse (or better), as 8 teams scored the full 20 points.  These teams were either stuffed with mega quiz brains ... or else we'd made the questions too easy.  Raggy Arse Rovers continued their improvement, while On Your Marks, Get Set, Stop joined the maximum score club for the first time.

 

Then came round 4...  A real sort-the-men-from-the boys round saw past winners Arsene Wenger, Crap At Jenga score the only 20 to give them a clear 4 point advantage at the half way stage, courtesy of an impressive maximum score of 80.  Would we ever manage to get some points off these guys?  Yes, was the answer.  Maybe The Poet's finest wares were having an effect as - Shock!  Horror!, the Jengas dropped a point in round 5!  The questions in ... er ... question has now been framed & hung on the quiz setter's wall, to be stared at for inspiration on those rare occasions when the quiz setting muse has deserted him.  This still meant that they increased their lead to 5 points.  Maybe they'd slip up on the marathon & let some mere mortals have a chance.

 

5 more maxima in round 6 saw the leader board pretty much unchanged, but a minor shock emerged in the penultimate round.  Yes, round 7 featured plenty (6 in all) of 20s once again, but the Jengas weren't among them, & the gap at the top closed to just 3 points.  Was there a comeback on the cards?  A similar pattern in the final round saw only 2 maximum scores from QBE & Barearselona (who were judged to have the best sports-related team name on the night).  With the gap only at 2 points, & plenty of other teams closing in, would the marathon prove the Jengas undoing, or would they hold the pack off?

 

The Jengas were in no mood to let things slip at this stage however, being one of the 6 teams who missed out on a maximum marathon score by a single point, preserving their 2 point advantage & giving them the title, just pipping the best efforts of Unlikely Scenarios.  The scoring going down the table was then pretty evenly spaced, except for the Raggies, who never got into gear & found themselves 35 points adrift in last place - but they did get the consolation of winning the envelope draw, allowing them to quaff some chilled fizz, courtesy of our friends at The Poet.

 

And the Raggies could feel a little dischuffed.  On another occasion, a score of 136 out of 200 (68% no less) would have seen them well up the leader board.  When you consider that the team immediately above them, Norfolk-in-Chance (yawn) could only finish second last with a score of 85%, it shows what rarified company the Raggies were keeping.

 

A good time was had by all, & the princely sum of £500 (approx.) was raised for Cancer Research UK.  What better way to spend an evening?

To see the full results click here - you’ll need that nice Mr Gates’ Excel Spreadsheet thingy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you were the winner of one of the above, appear uncredited in a picture, or have any photographic evidence of a past quiz then please let me know!

 

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Winners

 1st Rock Around the CRUK (Japanese Import)      178 pts

 2nd It’s Only Rick ‘n Roll But We Like It                   169 pts

 3rd Simply the Second Best                                    168 pts

   

Raffle 1st prize:  Steve Palmer

 

Best Team Name:  The Three Degrees of Madness